Written by: Tony Vahl

Edited by: Tony Vahl and Damian Hospital

 

 

 

 

 

Plot

 

 

The Rocket is officially stamped DONE! by Richard Wright. After discussing the situation with the Auctioneer, Richard sends out Eva, Rose, and Sean to go out and capture the seven-time Cy Young winner.

 

 

After a relatively simple take-down involving Eva playing a masseuse, the Rocket is "Debriefed" by the Auctioneer and put up for bid in Dallas, Texas.

 

 

 

 

 

Creator Comments

 

Tony: "It was time. Damian and I have joked about the Soul Patrol taking down famous celebrities who had clearly lost 'It,' or jumped the shark permanently. After reading about Clemens developing a friendship with Mindy McCready when she was 15-years-old, I realized that he was the perfect fodder for the first Celebrity Soul Patrol story!"

 

 

 

 

 

Memorable Quotes

 

 

"No you're not." -- Roger Clemens

 

"What about the internet? Our takedown won't be buried on the newsgroups anymore." -- Richard Wright

 

"This man's future is in your control. Do you want him to pitch again? No problem! Would you like to embarrass ole' Roger? It can be arranged!" -- The Auctioneer

 

 

 

 

 

Character Appearances

 

 

Richard Wright

The Auctioneer

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens

Eva Reichensteiner

Rose

Sean Brown